John Holmes UR3 Realistic Dildo Review

John Holmes UR3 Realistic Dildo Review
Category: Fun Bites
Posted: 01-10-2012 05:50:03 PM
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Synopsis:
  • Amber talks about the John Holmes UR3 Realistic Dildo. If you've ever wanted to sleep with a porn star, here's your chance. With this lifelike reproduction molded in UR3, you can do all the things you've dreamed of doing with John Holmes' huge 12" cock. An exact replica of the real thing, this dildo looks and feels real. Suction cup holds it in place wherever you need to have your way with Mr. Holmes!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • Big. Huge. Ginormous, Gigantic. Epic. Large. Grande. Enormous. King Kong. Moby Dick. John Holmes. Ah yes, things that widen the eyes and make you do a double-take. I’ll take Things that are super big, for 1000 Alex! Wow. This John Holmes Ur3 Realistic Dildo is seriously the biggest dildo I’ve ever seen up close and personal. It’s length and girth is supposed to be a replica of John Holmes, the pornstar, known for having one of the most talked about cocks in porn history. Now, I knew when first finding this dildo online that my eyes were too big for my pussy, so I knew this wouldn’t be a dildo I would actually use for penetration, but I just had to have it anyway. This dildo measures a whopping 12 inches in length, features a realistic shaft, cock head, and balls. It also has a suction cup on the bottom of the base, so you can attach the dildo to a flat surface such as a bathtub or hard surfaced floor or chair. Its waterproof, and made of UR3 material, which is very soft and pliable but also has a nice amount of firmness to it. It’s meant to feel more lifelike, however it’s an extremely porous material and holds onto bacteria easily, and can’t be 100% sterilized, so thats one drawback of the material. It also has that slightly fruity-plastic scent that most Ur3 material has. It’s the kind of scent that takes all day to wash off of your hands, so I didn’t mind keeping this toy far away from my pussy. I would highly recommend using this toy with a condom, make that a XL condom, while you’re at it. This dildo can be used both vaginally and anally, because of the balls base.

 

 

  • The toy comes with a red Doc Johnson storage pouch, as well as Ur3 dusting powder to help keep the texture of the toy soft and lifelike. I’ll be honest, I’m not a huge fan of UR3 material, but I couldn’t keep my hands off of this cock! I don’t know if it was the size, or the realistic look of the dildo, but I keep stroking the dildo. My hand didn’t even close round the girth! Yes, it’s super big! The dildo measures 12 inches in length with the balls, and has 10 inches of insertable length after the balls. It’s a hefty dildo and weighs around 2.5 pounds! At it’s thickest point the girth is 2.5 in diameter. Like I said, HUGE. This dildo is definitely for the size queens (or kings) that like big dick or are curious about taking on a cock this size! To clean the toy, use anti-bacterial soap and water. Dry with a lint-free towel, since the UR3 material picks up lint and hair easily. Then dust with the included powder to help keep the texture of the dildo feeling soft. As I said before, the material is porous, so I would definitely recommend using a condom with this toy, especially if you’re going to use this toy both vaginally and anally. This isn’t the type of toy to share with someone else, or use from anus to vagina, because of the toy’s material. I also recommend only using water-based lube with this dildo, as silicone or oil lubricants can damage the UR3 material.

 

 

  • The dildo has detailed veining on the surface, a pink cock head, beige shaft. The detailed cock head offers a nice shape, along with the textured balls. The dildo is quite big next to an average sized dildo. In the above photo, you can see the John Holmes UR3 Realistic Suction Cup Dildo next to a 6 inch realistic silicone dildo. The John Holmes dildo offers serious thickness paired with length. The dildo is pretty heavy, so when the toy is standing straight up and attached to a flat surface, the shaft does bend a little bit. You could attach this dildo to a chair for riding, the floor, even a table, or shower floor. The balls also offer a grasping area if you plan on thrusting with this dildo. One has to be pretty brave to slide this bad boy in their pussy or ass! I wasn’t up for the challenge, however, still found myself playing with the dildo a lot. The downside is the smell of the UR3 material, and the porous material. I prefer using more hygienic materials, not to mention the size wasn’t a job my pussy or ass was up for! This toy is made by Doc Johnson, I don’t review their items very often because I don’t feel very confident about their toy materials. However, I did think this toy was cool just for the length and texture alone, and I wanted this toy for the novelty effect rather than to actually use it myself.

 

 

  •  You can see the up close texture of the dildo head, in the above photo. For those who like big cock, but don’t want to use this toy, this makes a fun and cheeky gift idea as well as a novelty piece. I’m thinking of using it as a paper weight Maybe a game of naughty ring toss? Attach it to a wall for an art piece?
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